Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Cinderella and the Fairy Godmother


Feria is here. One of the main symbols of the Feria is women dressed in Gypsy flamenco skirts and dresses, roses or cloves adorning their (depending on age and marital status)and men dressed as caballeros, in black suits and sombreros.

Everyone I know has a Feria dress but me due to the fact that they bought it in January or earlier for 80-90 euros and that's second hand (new range from 200 euros onwards). While everyone was discussing their dresses and flower colours I felt like Cinderella with no dress, no accessories and no fan. "Oh well", I thought to myself, "not everyone has a dress in this town, it's not the end of the world".

After lunch, I went to a workshop and realized how WRONG I was about the "not everyone has it" notion. Not everyone had it but 99% of the people on the street did. I sat on a bench, waiting for the bus, looking at everyone with a puppy gaze wishing a dress would just appear before me. To add to the ironies and peculiarities of the wheel of fortune two of my acquaintances who have complete dress sets are stuck home with flu. Now, you may think why not just borrow theirs? I would, if I wasn't a size 8 and they a 10-12. So i sat there wishing I could just rent or something, anything when an elderly woman, around 70 years of age, clad in a formal navy suit and wearing a bun. She had an air of a thirties schoolmistress, formal and put together. She asked me for the time, I responded, we exchanged a few words and she made a comment about how beautifully the passer by women were dressed. I said: "I wish I had a dress" more in a thinking aloud manner only to hear "you can still have one" as a response.

"How?" I asked I cannot afford a 300 + euro dress.
"Can you afford a 30 euro one?" she asked raising her brows
"Yes". I said sheepishly, not guessing what she was hinting at
"Well, you shall have a 30 euro one. My daughter-in law bought a dress last year, early in the year, and managed to get pregnant soon after, so of course, she couldn't wear it and dumped it in my flat, complaining how she'll never be a size 8 anymore and told me to give to charity. (I suppose I was a Feria challenged charity case this time) Would you have it?
My eyes lit up. "Yes, of course."
The woman got up and came back in three minutes carrying a HUGE bag with not only the dress but ALL the complements that go with it as well (earrings, necklace, little combs and a clove for the hair all blue and white to complement the dress)
My eyes went three times their size. Speechless. I handed over the thirty euros and thanked her about 6 times wishing her all the best.

She took her bus, I stayed waiting for mine. I am now looking at the dress and thinking when I'll wake up!

Friday, 16 April 2010

The funniest day ever on all kinds of levels

Yesterday, on the 15.04.10 was the most Andalusian (read disorganized, weird)day so far this year.
First of all there was the hugest anti-Bologna demonstration so far with 10 meter banners, activist speakers, drums and a live band in the front yard which managed to get all the security guards out and running, due to which, 3/4 of my seminars were canceled. Today was no different.

After I bought my ticket to Jerez (I have an Asian Culture Association congress there this weekend) I saw the CRAZIEST French band playing all sorts of music on their electric guitars including parodies of flamenco. The band consists of 4 middle-aged and one elderly man in dreadlocks and one 30-something woman ALL dressed in hot pink suits which reminds of an Abba- Tetes Raides cross breed of a band. As if this wasn't enoguh they also pulled 3 girls (including myself) up onot a box with wheels and paraded us through the entire Avenida de la Constitucion. To make things more fun, all of a sudden it started pouring down with rain and when it lessened the band stared playing the BEST sirtaki ever on their electric guitars. One other woman and I started messing about pretending to dance the sirtaki with 50 other people gathering around to watch and eventually proceeding to join in! Literal dancing in light rain! LOL

To top the day off, I received an e-mail from my home university that my exams do NOT count one little bit towards my final grade due tot he fact that I am not an Erasmus or another convention student but an independent candidate. How brilliant (sarcasm at tits highest)